debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

geraldine

debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

geraldine

Myspace??

so I haven’t really checked myspace much, and i’ve never had an account. it’s a well known fact that the site is pretty much dead. but out of curiosity i checked to see if the site is still running and it is! 

myspace is basically just a music site now

perhaps most of you already know this (i’m usually late with news) but justin timberlake is the co-owner of the site. since like, 2011. i wikipedia-ed it

so yeah, just in case you were wondering what’s up


October means this kind of stuff.

October means this kind of stuff.

homebeccer:

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

I would leave anything behind on a plane if it meant I got to see a beagle galloping towards me

top six ways to insult boys
Anonymous

baphomeme:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”
intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

Once in a while, it really hits people that they don’t have to experience life in the way they have been told to.
— Alan Knightley (via wordsthat-speak)